OneSentenceBlog

No. 60

2009-05-28T15:17:00.001-06:00

Things were cool until he wanted to eat my dogs.

No. 59

2008-12-18T19:16:00.000-07:00

Two question marks makes a perfect sentence.

No. 58

2008-10-11T03:26:00.000-06:00

Unsuccessful attempts are just as worthless as none at all.

No. 57

2008-09-19T23:22:00.002-06:00

Do you run from fear, or to fight again?

No. 56

2008-09-19T23:16:00.002-06:00

Nobody cares, we eat as much as we want.

( i have been realy slacking on this double post stuff... my apologies)

No. 55

2008-09-17T18:16:00.000-06:00

Owning something larger then yourself can come in many forms.

No. 54

2008-09-17T08:07:00.000-06:00

My own stupidity frustrates me the greatest.

No. 53

2008-09-16T08:52:00.003-06:00

Learn to live with what you are and let yourself become what you will.

(1/2 of that is stolen from a Ben Folds song )

No. 52

2008-09-15T12:13:00.001-06:00

Worry, though, will not solve anything.

(double post, lazy sunday got to me)

No. 51

2008-09-15T12:12:00.000-06:00

Trust is not always a positive thing to give someone.

No. 50

2008-09-13T20:06:00.001-06:00

Disappointment is a dish best served sober.

No. 49

2008-09-12T08:26:00.001-06:00

I enjoy celebrating odd numbers.

(Happy 49th sentence!)

No. 48

2008-09-11T17:45:00.002-06:00

Many times a good WAAARHHARHHGHGG helps the day out or at least your mood.

No. 47

2008-09-10T18:32:00.002-06:00

You never really know until you force yourself to try.

No. 46

2008-09-09T12:20:00.001-06:00

I received a bill today for 57 cents, my cable company is way too picky.

No. 45

2008-09-08T17:51:00.003-06:00

Procrastination is just way too easy.

No. 44

2008-09-07T03:51:00.001-06:00

IM IN AN APE SUIT... THAT MEANS I DONT GIVE A F**K!

No. 43

2008-09-06T00:23:00.002-06:00

Tampico is the god of all juices.

No. 42

2008-09-04T09:25:00.002-06:00

Never underestimate the power of unwashed laundry.

(btw i got internet back :P)

No. 41

2008-09-03T16:01:00.002-06:00

I missed the internet and its sweet salvation.

No. 40

2008-08-22T21:37:00.004-06:00

If life was a TV show time would stop and let you have internal monologues whenever you needed to express your opinions to your own personal audience.

(also...im going to be taking a sabbatical ... well not really but i will be moving in to my new house and going to school.. i wont have internet other then at lab... anyway ill be missing random days until i can get enough cash to get internet.. i know there isn't a lot of people reading this yet.. but to those who do check it be patient ill be back soon enough :D thank you )

No. 39

2008-08-21T21:25:00.002-06:00

Should you judge your life on how many boxes it fits in?

No. 38

2008-08-20T16:32:00.002-06:00

I am now in possession of Rick Astley's tape "Whenever You Need Somebody" with the Internets favorite song "Never Gonna Give You Up" on it.

No. 37

2008-08-19T09:13:00.001-06:00

Microsoft word can correct delisiouce into delicious.

No. 36

2008-08-18T20:47:00.001-06:00

If you didn't worry it wouldn't be any fun.

No. 35

2008-08-17T04:50:00.002-06:00

Michael phelps is a god for all olympiads.

(you should wish you were as good as him)

No. 34

2008-08-16T11:31:00.001-06:00

I had some delicious fish.

No. 33

2008-08-16T11:29:00.002-06:00

No matter what happens you can always have some chocolate and things will just seem better.

(missed a few days :( im sorry, please forgive me :D)

No.32

2008-08-16T11:26:00.000-06:00

Slacking off feels a lot better when your getting paid for it.

No. 31

2008-08-13T16:59:00.002-06:00

Nothing is more exciting then waiting for misery to be silenced.

No. 30

2008-08-12T19:03:00.000-06:00

They look like strong hands, don't they?

No. 29

2008-08-11T18:31:00.002-06:00

Unlike gods of death, I do not enjoy apples.

No. 27 + No. 28

2008-08-10T12:34:00.002-06:00

No. 28

When thinking of today's politics it makes me just want to "write in" myself for most of the votes.

(again a double post... It has been a semi-hectic weekend to say the least)

No. 27

What I wouldn't do for another twenty-four hours can be summed up into a very short list.

No. 25 + No. 26

2008-08-08T22:19:00.003-06:00

No. 26

Sometimes insanity just mutes your TV for a while.

(double sentence today because I missed yesterday due to lack of internet in my car)

No. 25

When deciding on what to put into your aquarium make sure to take into account edibility.

No. 24

2008-08-06T22:50:00.002-06:00

Some people are not so easily impressed by simplicity.

No. 23

2008-08-05T17:39:00.002-06:00

A digital camera with a broken screen is a very useful piece of crap that is worth nothing and just makes you want a new one.

No. 22

2008-08-04T16:52:00.000-06:00

Today I blinked, and it was time to go home.

No. 21

2008-08-03T14:16:00.003-06:00

I'm starting to think vampires and ants are closely related due to the fact that ant trails are destroyed by garlic powder.

No. 20

2008-08-02T15:48:00.001-06:00

Google does not help me learn to spell better.

No. 19

2008-08-01T08:17:00.001-06:00

I escaped humiliation today, and I enjoyed it.

No. 18

2008-07-31T23:41:00.000-06:00

The number of times I check my watch increases exponentially and inversely with the amount of time left in my workday.

No. 17

2008-07-30T18:54:00.002-06:00

It's easy to forget about things that you would rather not do.

No. 16

2008-07-29T18:01:00.002-06:00

I always know when I am playing a good video game because I forget to eat.

No. 15

2008-07-28T20:39:00.002-06:00

I never realized how easy it is to spend the majority of an important phone conversation just trying to find different ways to agree with them.

No. 14

2008-07-27T20:29:00.002-06:00

I enjoy trying to put carnival workers in awkward situations.

No. 13

2008-07-26T00:00:00.002-06:00

On the 12th day God went out to the bar and partied like it was 1999.

No. 12

2008-07-25T23:29:00.002-06:00

Self imposed deadlines are sometimes the hardest to meet.

No. 11

2008-07-24T20:50:00.001-06:00

Would you believe me if I said that I had robot arms?

No. 10

2008-07-23T15:46:00.000-06:00

It is hard to think with sharp objects in your mouth.

No. 9

2008-07-22T17:13:00.002-06:00

There are many more dangerous things to do with scissors other then run.

No. 8

2008-07-21T20:27:00.002-06:00

Being funny has its perks, people laugh when you insult them.

No. 7

2008-07-20T20:27:00.002-06:00

Pretending to listen isn't always enough, sometimes people expect you to carry on a conversation.

No. 6

2008-07-19T18:52:00.001-06:00

Cat urine is definitely a deal breaker.

No. 5

2008-07-17T13:27:00.002-06:00

( I don't think I will be able to get on this weekend as I will be in Butte, Montana looking for a house to buy. So here is an extra one for today)

When expressing hate of great magnitude to someone remember to say please and thank you.

No. 4

2008-07-17T13:25:00.000-06:00

I do not think sharks would be a good mascot for oral hygiene.

No. 3

2008-07-16T17:30:00.000-06:00

My neighbors ate zombies... now THATS a video game!

No. 2

2008-07-15T16:41:00.002-06:00

I seriously doubt the freshness of movie-rental-store-popcorn, even against multiple reminders of its delicious taste.

No.1

2008-07-14T20:35:00.000-06:00

Sometimes its easier to use tape, sometimes you should just go with puddy.